Johnny Spoiler starts with a quirky take on personal relationships, likening them to "positive parasites." He then covers home video headlines, including a lawsuit involving the actress from Return of the Living Dead. Johnny shares his excitement about the upcoming Ash vs Evil Dead cartoon and wishes for the return of Saturday morning cartoons. The movie of the week is Prince of Darkness (1987), a John Carpenter film blending quantum mechanics, religion, and horror. Johnny breaks down the plot.